Have yet to receive my first unemployment check. Have two interviews today and one tomorrow, and just in time for interviewing, an underground cyst the size of fucking Mt. Everest pops up on my cheek, distorting my entire facial structure. I wouldn't expect anything different....
And, to make appearance matters worse, I'm pre-menstual, so that means that despite the fact I've been walking like 5 miles a day and eating healthy, I am 10 lbs. heavier than normal and look extra stumpy.
I love it.
I love my life.
