Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Embarrassing Things I do When I'm Drunk

I haven't drank since February 5th.  I mean, sure I've had a couple of glass of wine here, or a couple of cocktails there, but I haven't drank heavily or to the point of intoxication since Feb 5th.

Last night, I got sloppy.  Somehow, I have managed to wake up with no hangover, only a slight dizziness. But I hate myself.  I hate myself so much when I drink, because I am a goddamn animal.  I do crazy shit, I say crazy shit, if I have access to social media, I usually end up posting crazy and annoying shit.

I am an annoying person when I drink.  Like messy, sloppy and just generally awful.  Last night started out dandy enough - I had a friend over for some wine, and I basically finished the bottle off myself.  I then proceeded to drink vodka from a wine glass.

I then went to Rosarita's Fish Shack with my boyfriend and friend, where I proceeded to have a margarita.

We spotted Robert Pattinson, and I decided it would be a good idea to ask for a picture - he declined.  I then said, "well can I have a high five then?" and he high fived me.

I was a goddamn sloppy fucking mess.

I woke up at 4am on my couch, thirsty as fuck.

I woke up hating myself and having to piece together the bits I remembered from the night before. Why do I do these things?