Currently sitting here listening to NIN Pandora and a Marilyn Manson song I've never heard before came on- the lyrics are "I don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me" ... Mami Likey ;)
It was another uneventful day in the life of moi. I was off today and as usual the following happened:
1) Job applications sent.
2) Two interviews gone on.
3) Groceries done.
4) Floor/apartment scrubbed.
5) 2.5 hour meal prepared (Homemade chicken cordon Bleu, mushroom risotto, and asparagus... I'm a regular ol' Betty f*cking Crocker, I know).
6) Self tanned (fifty shades of varying orange/alabaster/tan going on now... slightly looks like vitiligo but it's better than being pasty... at least in my eyes)
7) Slutty selfies taken.
Almost One Week Later...
Yep, just another typical day off in the life of Moi. I started this entry four days ago on Monday, but didn't finish it, so I'm finishing it now :D I had another interview today that I was thoroughly excited for. It was for an Executive Assistant position for a company that basically grows other companies and helps to market them. Not only was it in Meatpacking district across the street from STK and Cielo, but the offices were the nicest I have ever seen... I'm talking antique looking pillows on the couches with the faces of David Bowie and Dave Grohl dressed as Civil War soldiers. Alas, the actual interview there only lasted five minutes and I heard back only two hours later from the girl who interviewed me telling me I didn't get it :D :D :D AWESOMMMMEEEE. She literally only asked me like two questions and seemed in a rush the whole time. It was kind of rude. Maybe I wasn't what her boss was looking for. Maybe he wanted an assistant that is Russian and 5'10" or one who is ugly and went to Harvard and is chubby so his wife knows he won't cheat on her. Who fucking knows. I can only assume she made a judgement based on how I looked since she didn't even spend the time to get to know me. Maybe I'm ugly. Oh well, even though the offices were sick, I guess it was meant to be. I don't think I'd be happy working a 9-6 Monday thru Friday anyhow. But that office :(....
I cannot wait for Sunday to come so I can get my party on at Woodstock Bender 2015. I hope the weather is as hot as it was this past week so I can play outside all day and night wearing next to nothing (you know how I like it). I want to have a bonfire, BBQ, drink champagne in the hot tub, and generally be a wild animal. I need it... actually, I DESERVE it. ;) Life has been pretty taxing lately with work being worse than usual (hard to believe, I know), my rent increasing a hefty chunk, and the fact that I am still searching for a better job to no avail. I am trying to stay positive despite the circumstances. I guess when my job finally comes it will be the one it's meant to be. I'm not really sure if there are any places left to apply to that I haven't already. Sigh. At least I have other things to look forward to... like all of the concerts I'm going to this summer/fall and warm weather.
Tan as f*ck... I didn't get the job, but at least I'm tanned.
My job provides me with a discount on slutty summer apparel at least.
I know.
I have my grocery list ready to go, the booze is being picked up tomorrow, and I have some 25% DEET bugspray and some SPF 50 ready to go. I am going to go hotdog crazy: two dogs, one bun... I am going to sip prosecco in the hot tub and vodka tonics in the bathtub overlooking the mountains. If I can make it through only two more days I'll be ok.
I am thinking about what I'm going to wear to all of the concerts I'm attending this summer as well (since this is how I spend my days off). I mean ACDC is kind of a given- crop top and my 6 inch platrom booties, but what does one where to a U2 concert? I think I might just wear the Irish flag and this way I can grab Bono's attention and storm the stage... jk. hahahahah. Hmm... well I still have a month to think about it.
I guess I should go do something semi productive now so I don't waste my night or even worse, go absolutely bat-shit psycho on my boyfriend while he works until 5am. Maybe I should go out... oh nevermind, I can't... since I work at 11am :D #blessed #charmedlife
