1. I miss having abnormal working hours so I could party on Sunday nights like the cool kids. I miss doing drugs on a random Sunday night at panther room, staying up until 7am, and then recovering Monday. I feel like such a boring loser now that I know if I am not sober and in bed by midnight on Sunday, my entire work week will be hungover hell.
2. I love when Lady Gaga starves herself back down to skinny status and walks around in micro shorts and navel grazing bodysuits. She should starve herself all the time.
3. I hate when people nap in my presence. If I wanted to be alone, I would be alone. Don't be in my apartment if you're planning on napping or sleeping while I am awake. I can't stand to be bored like this. Did I mention that I miss partying on Sunday nights? This is fucking torture sitting here remembering how I used to go out at like 11pm on Sundays dancing....
4. I am currently wearing 6 inch platform boots because I've been on a Halloween diet for the past two weeks and in order to motivate myself from eating more tonight, I have to have my stomach out and tall shoes on so I feel too sexy to eat. It works.
5. I hate when people look older than they actually are. It's so unfortunate and makes me wonder why they don't take a more proactive approach to taking care of their bodies etc. I also pray that I never look older than I actually am.
6. I hate Donkey.
7. I am clearly in a sour mood.
8. I need a vacation.
9. I am so bored.
10. I am evil.
