Just getting over a really nasty Spring cold and still feeling like I could sleep for about three days straight. I was pretty sure that I had both dysentery and pneumonia at one point a couple of days ago, but my body has stopped aching like I was a geriatric, arthritis patient, and I no longer sound like I have emphysema when I breathe or laugh, so that's a sign of sure improvement. I'm pretty sure a crazy night of partying last week was really what put me over the edge, coupled with erratic work schedule (working 4pm-2ams and then having to be back at 11am... NOT OK). Speaking of last week, I've never seen anyone who partied so hard or spent so much money in one night... It's a good thing I'm not rich because I'd probably be dead within a month if I lived that lifestyle. I think the dominos I had for dinner last night, along with the pistachio latte I made for breakfast helped (yes, ladies and gentlemen- I ran out of cream/half&half so I was forced to put a scoop of pistachio icecream into my morning cup of coffee... I call it the "Pistachio Late").
I am off next week for a "staycation," and even though I wanted to do nothing but relax and apply to jobs, my week is now pretty much booked solid with obligations and appointments.... oh well, at least I won't be bored. I will be going home for one night just for a re-scheduled doctors appointment, and then coming back here for a couple of fun-filled nights with my niece. I'm watching her overnight one of the nights, and am thinking of all of the fun things we can do during the day. Hopefully the weather is nice! I am also trying to hit up the beach if it's nice at some point during the week, and plan a girls night with copious amounts of wine and cheese. I just know that I'm going to be ecstatic to be away from work for a week :D :D :D :D ... Now, if only we can make that a lifetime away from work.... ;)
Why can't I just be rich so that I can open a restaurant and spend my days cooking and planning vacations and parties? I am a different person when I'm not going into the job that I hate. I should be this better version of myself always. For the good of my boyfriend, family, and for the good of humanity...
I am also going to spend the next week off gearing up for Woodstock... I cannot wait!!!! :D
My summer concert uniform. Mollister THOT shorts (aka "festival" shorts), Jeffrey Campbell Lita Twos (the bigger, taller, better version of the original Lita bootie), and a crop top cropped by yours truly... And no, I will not sport the pigtails in public because that is a definite NO-NO unless your a child under the age of 7 or a porn star.
My fake tan looks orange. I am an oompa loompa. How come no matter how expensive the fake tanner is it just comes out stripy or orange???? Like, what is ghostly pale girl to do?! I can't risk skin cancer and wrinkles by real-tanning. And I sure as hell don't want to be pasty white all summer long. Everyone knows that a woman looks healthier, thinner, and more toned with some color. PS... I love that Mollister now carries all of the slut clothes for summer previously only found for inflated prices at Urban Outfitters.
