I had a good title... But now I forget

Writing this blog in bed, because I don't have work until 3pm.  Score.  I think I have finally caught up on sleep from last week (wait, did Thanksgiving even happen? NOT FOR ME!!!!), and my sleepless Saturday spent at Output (jealous? You should be).  I am now fully gearing up for Christmas. I have to do all of my Christmas shopping, but I'm off Friday and next Monday so I am thinking I'll do most of it online from the comfort of my apartment since that seems to be the best way to find what you're actually looking for.  I found my NYE dress but still don't have plans. Either way, and regardless of where I end up or don't end up, at least I'll be looking sexy (or as sexy as a homely bitch such as myself can hope to look... sigh).  I will post some slutty selfies for your viewing pleasure upon my dress's arrival. I can't wait. Nothing makes a shitty work day at the job I LOVE better than coming home to a package :) ;)

I have a new social experiment going on in the form of a personal Instagram account. I avoided getting Instagram literally for the past two year because of my narcissistic ways. I knew an account that's all about posting photos of yourself and your life would not be good for a person such as myself, which is why I use this blog instead (I can post whatever I want here and no one even reads it... it's basically the same as posting to a diary, except I save that shit for my book).  However, after making an Instagram account for the theatre company I'm doing social media for, I quickly discovered how Instagram works. Basically, it's a way for bitches to brag, boast, show off their asses and their fake tits, let the world know they go to the gym every day by posting the same fucking selfie of their goddamn abs on a twice daily basis, and showing off the material splendors and paid for vacations they get by the dudes they're fucking (I'm now fully convinced this girl I know is an escort... like for real).

I decided to make a "mock" Instagram where I will post my own slutty-selfies (kissy-faces and ab shots required), and stupid aspects of daily life that don't mean anything to me I'm reality, but are in fact everything in the fake world of social media.  All of my hashtags (#) are a joke or mocking the shit that people actually tag their photos as because shit is usually ridiculous. I'm trying to see how many random likes and followers I can get just by coming across as one of the masses.  So far, I have gathered the people with the most followers are the people whom photoshop/filter the shit out of their photos, have lip injections and/or breast implants, love posting photos of high-end dinners, places, clubs, and material items, and seem fake as fuck.  I am going to follow through with this experience to see if any personal gratification or benefits come from this.  I am giving myself one year.

I you are interested in following or checking it out, my name is lilywhitedaydream.  Please once again note that my hashtags are obnoxious and self-centered on purpose and do not actually represent my views or my actual state of being and take on what is important in life.

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